Medical; 622 Jokes

Dr Sab Tusi Kehya C K

Sardar: Dr Sab Tusi Kehya C K Subha Game Khedan Nal Sehat Changi Rendi A, Per Meno Te Koi Farq Ni Piya

Dr: Tusi Kiri Game Khelday 0

Sardar: Mobile Te Sap Aali.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Jaan Bachai,

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?

Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?

Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!
To maine use paise nahi diye..!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
RAAZ Dr. ne kha

RAAZ Dr. ne kha he k muje blood pressure he

Jiski vaja se muje hert attack b ho sakta hy

FARAZ-Nhi aa skta.
R-Q. F-Q..ki Ap Pathar dil he

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Door ki nazar

Santa-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Hai,
Chashma Lena Padega
Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?
Santa-Suraj
Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Reporter ne aik zakhmi se pocha

Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab BOMB gira....
"kya wo phat gya tha?"
Zakhmi gusse se:"Nahi..!wo raing kar mere paas
aaya aur pyar se bola

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
O Yara Humare Pait Me Gas Hy

1 Pathan 2sre Se:
O Yara Humare Pait Me Gas Hy…!!!

2sra Pathan:
Khuda Ka Shukar Hy K
Petrol Nahi Hy Wrna
Amrica Qabza Kr Leta..!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1 Cheeni Hospital Me Tha

1 Cheeni Hospital Me Tha.
1 Pathan Us Ko Dekhne Gaya
Cheeni Ne Kaha,

“CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA”
Or Mar Gaya.

Pathan Ne Socha K Koi
Raz Bataya Hai Wo In Lafzon Ka Matlab
Maloom Krne K Liye China Gaya.

In Lafzo Ka Matlab Ye Tha,
“Kuttay K Bachay
Oxygen K Pipe Se Pair Hata“

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Patient : I always see spots

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Patient: Doctor ap ko yakeen hai

Patient: Doctor ap ko yakeen hai k mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun k pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko akha yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Aik patient

Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us ka chekup kiya aur bola
Munna: Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient: Meray pass kitna time hai.

Munna: Dus (10)
Patient: Kya Dus.... Minute..... Ghantay.......... Din......?
Munna: No (9), Aath (8), Saat (7),.......

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili

baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?

toh sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar to doctor

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ammi ki khansi

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Khaansi Kesa
Hai?
.
Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi,
Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai,
.
.
Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi
Band Ho Jaye Ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Phtan asked a doctor

Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai
Doctor:
Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai
Isliye
Pathan :
Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka
Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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