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Pathan Sardar Se

Pathan Sardar Se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?

Sardar: Nahi Yara..

Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??

159 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se:

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?


Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??


Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)

190 chars (2 sms)


Today''s Most Needed Thought

Today''s Most Needed Thought

Jab Hamara Deen 1
Allah 1
Rasool (S.A.W)1
Quran 1
Kaa''ba 1
To Phir Ham Firka Paristi Ki Aag Main Q Jal Rahe Hay.
.Kuch Shar Pasand Log Hamare Shehar Aur Mulk Me Fasad Kar Wa Rhe He. Kb Tak Pathan, Muhajir, Sindhi, Balochi, Punjabi, Kashmiri, Saraiki Aur Dosri Cast Ki Waja Se Apas Me Nafrat Rakhe Ge...
Allah Ka Farman Hay Jisne Aek Insan Ki Jan Li To Osne Puri Insaniyat Ki Jan Li.
Plz Shar Pasand Anasir Se Bachye Aur Apna Aur Apne Azizo Ka Khayal Rakhye.

499 chars (4 sms)


1 Pathan Ko Kisi Ne Kaha

1 Pathan Ko Kisi Ne Kaha
Aftari K Waqt Jo Bhi DUA
Karo Kabul Hoti Hai...


Pehle Rozey Ki Aftari K Waqt


Khan Sahab:







YA ALLAH

Subha EID Ho Jae... ;->

179 chars (2 sms)


1 Pathan 2sre Pathan

1 Pathan 2sre Pathan Se- Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hy" ki English Kia Hogi

2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hy
"The Roza Is Touching To Me...." =P ;)

151 chars (1 sms)


1 pathan: Roze ke

1 pathan: Roze ke dauran naswar laga rha tha,
2nd pathan: Abe ye kya tera roza nahi hai?
1st pathan: Mera Roza itna kamzor nahi jo naswar se toot jayega.

156 chars (1 sms)


1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.

1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy

161 chars (2 sms)


pathan: me ne



pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

185 chars (2 sms)


Newspapers me aaya

Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.

164 chars (2 sms)


Newspapers me aaya

Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.

164 chars (2 sms)


Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,

Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)

226 chars (2 sms)


Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?

Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz says whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".

139 chars (1 sms)


News reporter:

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

320 chars (2 sms)


Once there was

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

153 chars (1 sms)


Doctor:

Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay

Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy

156 chars (1 sms)


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