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pathan & nurse

Nurse: Mubarak HO Khansaab Ap k Ghar Larka peda Hua hy Pathan:= . “O” Mera”KHUDA” Ye Kesa Technology hy, B.V Mera Hospital mein hy or Bacha Ghar Pada hua hy.

159 chars (1 sms)


pathan & manager

Manager : You are appointed . . . your salary is Rs. 10,000/ . . . Next Year it Will be 20,000 . . . Pathan : ok I will join next year….

145 chars (1 sms)


pathan and faraz

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No American: Dog is Better den u bcz It Swims Pathan: Can u swim? American: Yes Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

167 chars (2 sms)


CHICKEN ROLL

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai. Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ? Pathan: . . . . . . CHICKEN ROLL.

150 chars (1 sms)


Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi, Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi. Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi, Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ? Wife:Haan. Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

397 chars (3 sms)


KFC

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai. Friend:Q ? Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya Qk Wahan Board pe likha tha.... "FREE DELIVERY"

176 chars (2 sms)


Writing kharaab hai

Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ? Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ? Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.

165 chars (2 sms)


Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya: Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy Pathan Ghussey Me Bola: Khabees Ka Bachcha.. Zarori Nahi K Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

152 chars (1 sms)


Dr sahab 2 saal pehle

Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha, Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ? Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "

192 chars (2 sms)


Unpossible

Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein, . . . . It's UNPOSSIBLE.

144 chars (1 sms)


TV pe Bomb

Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha, Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ? Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.

154 chars (1 sms)


Ae Eid K Chaand

Ae Eid K Chaand! Q Krta Hae Tu Hum Ko Pareshan, Tujhe Dekhne K Liay Bechen Hen Hum Aür Mufti Muneeb Ur Rehmaan Tujhe Dekh Nahi Patay Puray Pakistan K Insaan, Mgar Kahan Se Dhoond Letay Hen Tujhe Sarhad K Kuch Pathan, “Meri”Hy Tman’na Eis Bar Na Trpana, Puray Pakistan Mae Hum Ko Ik Saath Nzar Aana.

304 chars (2 sms)


Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye

Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho.... . . . . . Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.

155 chars (1 sms)


Surmey ki Factory

Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha, Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun? . . Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.

172 chars (2 sms)


naam mitti mein

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.

169 chars (2 sms)


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