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Naqli Note

Ek Pathan naqli note lekar Surf Excel lene gaya. Dukandar:Is note mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai. Pathan:O yara meli pari hai us k liye to surf lene aaya hun.

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PTCL waly

Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain. Police:Kon hai wo ? Pathan: . . . . . PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.

157 chars (1 sms)


pathan

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya aur wahan se neche phaink diya.

155 chars (1 sms)


2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...

Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...? 2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.

178 chars (2 sms)


Abi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?

Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ? Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai. Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.

182 chars (2 sms)


WO konsi ungli

Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...

124 chars (1 sms)


BODY SPRAY MANGEGA

Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo. . . . Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna, Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.

187 chars (2 sms)


Naya Gaali

Pathan phone pe wapda waly se: Janaab thori dair k liye light to band kijiye. . . . WAPDA wala:Q sir ? . . . Pathan:Wo yara humara dimagh mein ek naya Gaali aaya hai wo apko dena hai.

183 chars (2 sms)


yar maachis kahaan hai?

2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the ek dosre se bola “yar maachis kahaan hai?” 2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”

101 chars (1 sms)


Pathan Ka Interview Tha

Pathan Ka Interview Tha... Sawal Aya: English Me Translate Karo... "Main Nokari K Liye Bohat Umeed Se Hon." Pathan: I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!:)=P

151 chars (1 sms)


Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan. Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don. Wife: Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

154 chars (1 sms)


Bachna ae Hasinoo

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ, Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , , JEO PATHAN

125 chars (1 sms)


Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai? Pathan: . . . . Bachpan Se Shoq Tha K CHOWKIDARI Karon.

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maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay

A pathan said to his friend: “mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

143 chars (1 sms)


Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy? Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga Geo Khan

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