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What is the Limit of
telling aliE?
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A HUBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PAANI ME JALAY
MERA GORA BADAN..
148 chars (1 sms)
AK minute k liye duniya
me burey kaam ruk
gaey he
y?
Batao kio
?
B''coz
"SHETAAN"is waqt sms
parh raha he:-p
193 chars (2 sms)
Remix
Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!
HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA
DETE
HAIN...!!!
Gand MArte Nahi
CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,
196 chars (2 sms)
Businessman explaining
the reason for having 2
wives
"monopoly is always
damaging
and
competition improves
service".:->
148 chars (1 sms)
Wait
Wait
Wait
Cool
Relax
Ok
Ready
Start
5
4
3
2
1
Now
I m starting send
msgs...
214 chars (2 sms)
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,
Wheat
gas
power
suger
water
Musharaf has been
give the title of
Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
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A.When we see your face we both crack up. . .
168 chars (2 sms)
"FUCK-YOU"
Shocked
It means:
F=flowers 4 u.
U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.
C=chocolate not sweeter than u.
K=kisss 4u.
U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
195 chars (2 sms)
"FUCK-YOU"
Shocked
It means:
F=flowers 4 u.
U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.
C=chocolate not sweeter than u.
K=kisss 4u.
U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
195 chars (2 sms)
TeStInG Ur BlOoD
PlEaZ WaIt . . . .
33% COmPlEtE
66% COmPlEtE
100% DONE
RePorT
HIV +
DaRo NaHi
It MeAnS
"HoNeY In VeInS"
ThAt''s Y U R So SwEeT . . . . ;)
217 chars (2 sms)
Agar WINDOWS Punjabi Main Hoti Tou . . .
SEND = SUTTO
INSERT = PAO
DOWNLOAD = THALLE LAO
DELETE = MITTI PAO
RUN = NASO
SEARCH = LABO
ALT CTRL DEL = SYAPA HII MUKAO . . . ;->
198 chars (2 sms)
What Is Da Similarity Between Girls & Mobile Phones ??
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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->
158 chars (1 sms)
A man''s silence can break a woman''s
heart into a thousand pieces while a
woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->
149 chars (1 sms)
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.
HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->
315 chars (2 sms)
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
142 chars (1 sms)