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True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..
and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask
“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”
150 chars (1 sms)
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
143 chars (1 sms)
TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
172 chars (2 sms)
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
157 chars (1 sms)
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
130 chars (1 sms)
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
153 chars (1 sms)
What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…
160 chars (1 sms)
2011 is coming
Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights
Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
313 chars (2 sms)
In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?
He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
279 chars (2 sms)
A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,
The Husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”
His Bride Replied:
“I Know But I Didn’t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding”
268 chars (2 sms)
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
225 chars (2 sms)
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
129 chars (1 sms)
Love Is Like A Bed Of Roses,
There Are Many Thorns.
The Path To True Happiness
Lies In Learning To Avoid The Thorns,
While Enjoying The Roses.
146 chars (1 sms)
Pakistan's next match is on 14th march against Zimbabwe.
Player Profile: ELTON CHIGUMBURA
BORN 14 MARCH 1986
PLAYING ROLE: ALLROUNDER...
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Lo bhai....ye match bhi gaya Qk usko bhi to Birthday Gift dena hai na?
214 chars (2 sms)
Q har baar tujhse mohabat jataon mein,
Behtar hai ab k tujhe bhool jaon mein,
Waakif tere salook se sara jahan hai,
Phir Q zindagi ko aur tamasha banaon mein,
Nafrat k ek baar wo izhaar to kare,
Unko tamam umar jo soorat dikhaon mein,
Hasrat bhari nigah ka koi sabab to hai,
Tu haal-e-dil to puch kahin marr na jaon mein,
Mere gham ka ilaaj jab tu bhi na kar saka,
Phir Q na is jahaan se pecha churaon mein.
416 chars (3 sms)