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Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....
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Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.
2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.
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Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao dost samajh kar.
Son:Kuch nahi yaar,sabzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa diya to teri waali ne boht mara hai.
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Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
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Hum to uski har khuwahish puri karne ka wada kar baithy "Faraz",
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Humein kya pata k humein chorna bhi uski ek khuwahish thi.
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Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
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Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
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Wo bachpan ki neend to ab ek aas ban gayi hai "Faraz",
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Kya umar thi wo k raat huwi,
palken jhukeen aur neend aa gayi.
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1947 ka behtareen sms
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Us waqt mobile kahan tha?
Kabhi to apna dimaagh istamaal kiya karo.
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Aankhon ke darwazy pe neend kab ki aa bethi hai "Faraz",
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Bas intezaar hai uske kehne ka k..."So jao! hum khuwaab mein aa ke milty hein"
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Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.
Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.
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The softness of a person's nature doesn't mean weakness
Because
Nothing is softer than Water but it's force can breake the strongest Rock.
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"The great thought"
A little lamp can do which the big Sun can not do...it gives light at night
It means no one is superior by size,
But by purpose.
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Meine kaha pyar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hun Daaaaarling...
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Usne muskra ke kaha:WATAN CARD to dilwa do Qk hamare shahar mein bhi selaab aaya tha.
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School ki friendship 10th class tak,
Collage ki friendship final year tak,
Love ki friendship shaadi tak,
But
Humari friendship 30th February tak
Qk na 30th Feb aayegi aur na hi humari dosti tootegi.
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Kissing is the best practice for lips,it keeps the lips
wet
soft
flexible
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pink
so always
kiss
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Sweet Children
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