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Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola K
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha
I M FARAZ :-D
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UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...
The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"
The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,
In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !
CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !
EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !
PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !
SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !
&
AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!
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1 Pyari si Surat
1 Masom sa Chehra
Thori Sharart
Thori Muhbat
Thori Masti
Thora Maza
JisKi Pyari hr ek Ada
Uska SMS Prhne ka
*SHUKRIYA*
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1 Gadha 2sry sy: yar hmari be kya zindagi hai sab hamare oper wazn dalty hain hum bicharay to MAZLOM hain 2nd gadha yar fikar na kar"MAZLOMON KA SATHI HAY "ALTAF HUSSAIN
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Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.
Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!
Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)
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Muna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note
Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai...
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na?
:-@
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u know why God make gapes between fingers.
B-coz.
Some one who very special 4 u. Come to ur life.
.
Hold ur hand.
And slowly says.
.
. Lo sigrit :-)
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Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks
But jobs r limited
then
more unemployment
more suicide
more crime
SO,
SAVE PAKISTAN
STOP STUDYING..!
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Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?
Qayamat kab aayegi?
Student: YE$ MI$$,
Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.
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Friends balloons ki tarah hote hain,
ek dafa hath se chhoot jain to wapas nahi ate
Is lia main sochta hon,
k
tumhari hawa nikal k apne pas he rakh lon!
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to you
shocked ?
actully aaj ke Din
''James Hawk''
nay DHAKKAN banaya tha
tou mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)
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5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:
1-Y R U Late?
2-Y U Need So Much Money?
3-Y Does She/He Call U?
4-Y Such Low Marks?&
5-Y Can''t U be as good as MUZAMMIL;-)
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Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
Pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta
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BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
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75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya
"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"
7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya
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.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"
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