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Akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye
"Taj"ya"Takht"?
Anarkali:
Jahanpanah mujhe na Taj chahye aur na hi Takht
mujhe sirf 1 naya Connection chye
Talk shak ka :-)
167 chars (2 sms)
A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
Ur Son!
His Father Replied:
Dear Son,
So Sad, Very Bad!
Ur Dad.
153 chars (1 sms)
Subah
SMS
Sham
SMS
Din Men
SMS
Raat Men
SMS
Ghar Men
SMS
Office Men
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir Kya Hai
Ye SMS ?
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!
S= SUB Ko
M= Mohabat Se
S= Satao.
186 chars (2 sms)
Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!
Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"
168 chars (2 sms)
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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D D D
Nice Hai Na?
Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?
113 chars (1 sms)
Happy mirasi day
:)
Ye msg usko bhejo jo apki nazr mein dunya ka sb se bara mirasi ho.
Mene to bhej dia ha.ab mujhy send kr k mirasio wali harkat mat karna :)
163 chars (2 sms)
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...??
124 chars (1 sms)
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business
294 chars (2 sms)
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence
164 chars (2 sms)
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..
155 chars (1 sms)
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath
Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat
118 chars (1 sms)
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON ..
135 chars (1 sms)
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
119 chars (1 sms)
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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes
Pane K Liye
Kya Karne Ka?
Circuit-Simple Bhai,
www.smskp.com Likhne Ka
130 chars (1 sms)
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ..
154 chars (1 sms)