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Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???
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Ans:Jab Lose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Giraah Na Khuley
160 chars (1 sms)
Zindagi main
PAISA
PYAR
DOST
Sab atay hain jatay hain
PAR
Totay howay DANT wapis nahi atay
Samajdar ho umeed hai SmS bhejty raho ge...
155 chars (1 sms)
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........
millions of tomorrow will come........
but still a hope is alive........
kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!
181 chars (2 sms)
Saare gawaahon aur bayaano ko madde nazr rkhte hue yh adalat penal code dafa 382 k teht msg prhne wle mujrm ko msg na bhjne k jurm me "kanjos" karar dti hai.. ;-)
163 chars (2 sms)
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
even have a big car like Noman,but
i really love U!
Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
142 chars (1 sms)
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
even have a big car like Noman,but
i really love U!
Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
142 chars (1 sms)
Neend jab b mujhe aaghosh may leti hei
Aapka chehra nigahon may bus jata hei
Ek dum se meri aankh khul jati hei
Dil se yahi awaz ati hei
AMMI BHAOOOOOOOOOO
180 chars (2 sms)
WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ??????????
ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS….
“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”
173 chars (2 sms)
Gaon main
Raat ko jab
Maan baap sotay nahi han
To
Bacha kehta hei
Soja baapu so ja
Nahi to 1 aur ho jaiga.....
117 chars (1 sms)
an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
211 chars (2 sms)
why u feel lonely n cant see anyone arround u
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and d world seems 2 b DARK,
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everything seems FAR,
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com wid Me hold my hand n I''ll take u
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to An
EYE SPECIALIST..............
198 chars (2 sms)
ICC has decided 2 shorten d
durationof next world cup.
It will consist of opening ceremony,
photo-session,& presenting d world cup
2 AUSTRALIA..!!
157 chars (1 sms)
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
66 chars (1 sms)
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
66 chars (1 sms)
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
349 chars (3 sms)