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Lage Raho
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Lage Raho
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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe ga
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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi Tou Kaunsa Farq Pare Ga.....
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Lage Raho
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Besharmo''n ki Terha Sms Receive Kerne Main....... ;->
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A Boy Told His Friend. "Yaar Ek Larki Mujhe Hans k Dekh Rahi hai......"
Friend Replied. "Abay Sahi Se Dekh....... Hans K Dekh Rahi hai Ya Dekh Ker Hans Rahi hai" ;->
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Father to Son: samney ghar wali larki ko dekh............. har exam mein first aati hai
Son: Dad.............! usi ko tu dekhta raha, isiliye tu fail hogya hoon... ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
If A Girl Call U "BHAI". So Dont Get Angry Coz..
Bhai Stands For
B: Best
H: Husband
A: Among
I: Ideals
Now Feel Proud To b "Bhai" Of All Girls.... ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye
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Jab koi Mushkil Par Jaye
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Tou
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JL
ToU MaIn Kia Karun
:Khud BhugTo".. ;->
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A brand new love story......
In theatres this august..
Starring:
George W Bush
Condoleezza Rize
Tony Blair
Pamela Anderson
Special guest appearance:
Bill Clinton
&
Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..
Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..
Item number by Monica lewinsky..
Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d
330 chars (3 sms)
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''
They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d
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Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!
Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab
Pathan: Suurakh... ;->
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IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-
If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...
If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...
If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...
If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...
If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...
If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...
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Breaking News!
Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.
smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.
Congrats U can make free calls now....
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wen i was sad; u were thr...
wen i was crying; u were thr...
wen i was unhappy; u were thr...
ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!
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JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA
MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR
DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA...
163 chars (2 sms)
Jo log chand niklnay ka intezar kar rahy hain
Un
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Liye
Arz hai k
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Wo aaram
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Mera aaj ghar
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Bahar
Nikalnay
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Irada
Nahi....
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pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the?
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kyo?
socho?
socho?
kyonki?
kyonki thakur GABBAR ko SMS nahi karta tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.......
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GURBAT MITAO OFFER OF ALL GREEB CUSTOMER
easy tamam cutomers jo k nihiat gurbat ka shikar hain or un
k pass galti se mobile fone or connection hy un k liye speacail
offer hy k wo iss number 0321-6307893 per MISS CALL kerain
or free BALANCE hasal kerain.
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yeh offer un hazrat k liye hy jin ka balance ZERO hy
327 chars (3 sms)