Search Results for 'B'
''A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...''
182 chars (2 sms)
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They Are "Below C Level"''
132 chars (1 sms)
''MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka''
132 chars (1 sms)
''boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda re ga makeup da bill na dyde''
98 chars (1 sms)
''---tension sms----
Is sms mai apni sari Tensions Fill kero
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ker di..?
Good
ab is sms ko-Ravi- mai bhank aoo
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ku k tension lyny ka Nai dyny ka :)
hahah''
196 chars (2 sms)
''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.''
186 chars (2 sms)
''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,
Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho,
Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho,
Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho.''
150 chars (1 sms)
''Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.''
171 chars (2 sms)
''Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt karte hain,
Ruko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hain,
Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai,
Warna aise waisson par hum bhi time waste nahi karte hain.''
209 chars (2 sms)
''Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,''
213 chars (2 sms)
''Naa hame haarna aata hai, Naa hame jeetna aata hai,
Hame to sirf ladki ko dekh ke seety bajana aata hai.''
109 chars (1 sms)
''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''
161 chars (2 sms)
''Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.''
160 chars (1 sms)
''Film k poster k uper kisi peer k urras ka poster lag gaya dono thory phat gay or txt ye ban gaya
1 ticket me 2 mazy movie k bad langer b hoga Hazrat Allama MOlana Gujjar Badmash Sultan Rahi k ful action khawaten k liye pardy ka khas intazam Nargis k dill fareb raqs me shariq ho k sawab-e-daren hasil karen!''
312 chars (2 sms)
''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''
80 chars (1 sms)