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''Hello Janu!
Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna
Ok?
Ready
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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya Mil Gaya...... :-''
161 chars (2 sms)
''Girl to Doctor:
Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.
Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,
8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya
Aur
19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''
192 chars (2 sms)
''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?
1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.
2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.
3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.
4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.
5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''
413 chars (3 sms)
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Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai
Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.
"KHOTA TOYOTA"
Model 2010
Petrol ka Dushman,
jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,
5 years Maintenance Free,
Sponsered by:
Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTA TOYOTA. :-)''
310 chars (2 sms)
''uSAY KAHA b THA k tMHARI sHALWAR PHATI HUE HAI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTI HAI"''
121 chars (1 sms)
''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''
167 chars (2 sms)
''Ghalib farmaty hain
Ishq karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''TERE NAAM'' Dekh Lo.''
174 chars (2 sms)
"Andar ana mana ha"
Muhabat muskrati hui i
Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''
131 chars (1 sms)
''beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he. papa ha kia he teri mami se. beta begarat ghar mein hi chaker chla rkha he''
146 chars (1 sms)
''1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.''
162 chars (2 sms)
''Hawaen kehti hen D0STI karo...
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo..
Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo...
Or gahr wale kehte hen...
"bakwas band karo aur PARHAI complete karo"''
169 chars (2 sms)
''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,
Yuoon Kahani ka Rukh Moor Diya,
Milny Julny main ki Kami Pehly,
Phir Rafta Rafta Hameen Choor Diya..,''
140 chars (1 sms)
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!_(@)--!___(@) _!
MENTAL HOSPITAL VAN
Pagalon ko uthane i hai, Apko meri dosti ki qasam BHAG JAo.''
147 chars (1 sms)
''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,
pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,
shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,
kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,
ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,
sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,
dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,
faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,
Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,
star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''
487 chars (4 sms)
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
Wah!wah
Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib
Ooohhh!
Phir..!
Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib
148 chars (1 sms)