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''Asslam-o-alaikum---
"Good Morning"
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Ab Neeche kia nashta dhoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to dia''
187 chars (2 sms)
''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,
Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,
Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,
ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''
168 chars (2 sms)
''Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....''
219 chars (2 sms)
''Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai...
Charsi: Te Theek Ay.....Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay.....? ;-) B-)''
137 chars (1 sms)
''Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan.
GIRL: 0K Police station chalte hen
Larka: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nhi kr sakta''
161 chars (2 sms)
''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?
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Socho
Socho
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Are itna bhi kya sochna
Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?''
195 chars (2 sms)
''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..
Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...
Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''
177 chars (2 sms)
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
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Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.
B.V: Ye kya?
Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
195 chars (2 sms)
''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.
jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"
nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.
Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.
Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.''
302 chars (2 sms)
''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"
Remix by FARAAZ
"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"
181 chars (2 sms)
''Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.''
112 chars (1 sms)
''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
119 chars (1 sms)
''Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai
Wah Wah
Din Dhal gaya Or Raat Agai
Kamine Bher Ja Kar Dekh Teri Behn Ki Barat Agai.
138 chars (1 sms)
''Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
Student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??
to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....''
294 chars (2 sms)
''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
169 chars (2 sms)