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Ek Aadmi Apni B.v Ka Janaza Le Ker Jaa Rha Tha
Janaze K Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmio''n Ki Lambi Line Thi
Ek Aadmi Aaker Poochta Hai : "hai Ye Sab Kaise Hua"
Shohar Bolta Hy :Kuttay K Kaatne Ki Wja Se Mar Gayi . . .!
Tou Doosra Aadmin Bolta Hai : Ek Din K Liye Ye Kutta Aap Mjhe De Sakta Hain ? ?
Aadmi Bolta Hai : Line Main Lag Jao . . . Sab Usi Kuttay K Liye Aaye Hain . . . ;->
402 chars (3 sms)
Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane
442 chars (3 sms)
1 pagal american se:tum japaneez ho na?
amr: nai me amercn hun
pg:nai tum jpnz ho
amr:nai me amercn hun
pg:nahi tum jpnez ho
amr:han han mejpnz hun
pg:lagte to amrcan ho
176 chars (2 sms)
Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.
124 chars (1 sms)
Ager Koi Cute Larki
Apko
" I LOVE U " Bole tu
3 Baatain Ho Sakti Hain ..
1. Uski ankhain kharab hain
2. Woh Pagal Hai
Ya
3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)
176 chars (2 sms)
.7....
..8...
...6..
(L)(O)(V)(E)
(P)(Y)(A)(R)
(C)(H)(A)(H)(T)
Yeh Taveez Mujhe Mobile
Wale BaBa Ne Diya Hai
Ke Yeh Taveez Main Jiss
Number Per Bhi Send Karon
Ga Us Number K Istemal Karne
Wale ko SMS Parhte Hi Mujse
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi...
Ab Tum Hi Batao Yeh Kaam KAr Raha Hai K Nahi ??
305 chars (2 sms)
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?
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If U R Find Gud Wife U R Compelete
Otherwise U r Finished .!!
138 chars (1 sms)
There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..
And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA"..
So The Tittle Song Like This...
Pinjre Main Bithake,
Patton Se Saja Ke,
Kutton Se Bacha Ke,
Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...
Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...
Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...
331 chars (3 sms)
Wait . . .
Cool
Relaxe
Ok
Ready
Steady
Get
Set
Start
1
2
3
Now Delete The Msg. . .
Time Pass Tha. . . ;->
249 chars (2 sms)
U May Be BuSy,
U May Be Engaged
With Lots Of Works.
U Have 1440 min Per day.
Atleast For 1 min
Think
Kahin Aap K Sms Na Kerne Pe Koi Aap Ko Galiyan Na De Rha Ho . . . ;->
222 chars (2 sms)
WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .
MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Keep Silence
For
2 Minutes
In Memory Of
Those
Poor
Helpless
Hopeless
Mosquitoes
Who Died
Last Night
By The Stnech Of
Ur
Body . . ..
Kabhi Tou Naha Lia Ker Maire Dost. . . . . :P
228 chars (2 sms)
Gadha Kitna Bekaar Janwar Hai . . .
Dunya Is Ko Naakara Samajhti Hai
IS Main Aqal Bhi Nahi Hoti
Magar Is Bechaarey Ki Himmat Dekho Har Sms Kitne Gaur Se Parhta Hai . . . :P
186 chars (2 sms)
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....
139 chars (1 sms)
Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
163 chars (2 sms)