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Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
137 chars (1 sms)
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
193 chars (2 sms)
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
208 chars (2 sms)
I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.
73 chars (1 sms)
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
75 chars (1 sms)
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
104 chars (1 sms)
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
88 chars (1 sms)
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
290 chars (2 sms)
Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
151 chars (1 sms)
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
124 chars (1 sms)
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
175 chars (2 sms)
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
116 chars (1 sms)
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
140 chars (1 sms)
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
111 chars (1 sms)
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
160 chars (1 sms)