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Father
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Valentine,
DAYS K Baad. .
Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,
Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.
Happy Khan''s Day.;-)
163 chars (2 sms)
She Is Kidding...
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...
"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
123 chars (1 sms)
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
100 chars (1 sms)
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
106 chars (1 sms)
YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p
110 chars (1 sms)
Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .
Judge Lkn Kyon ?
Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->
159 chars (1 sms)
Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi
Es lai tawanon roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita
1 wapda wala sadd laina C.
324 chars (3 sms)
Apni Pasand Ka Fruit Chose Karin.
Apple:
Lemon:
Orange:
Grape:
Mango:
Strawbery:
Watermelon:
Pineaple:
Banana:
Chery:
Or Dukan Sy Khared Kr Khaen:-
175 chars (2 sms)
Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->
163 chars (2 sms)
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
142 chars (1 sms)
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Wild stone 4 men
New Vival Soap(khoobsurti ander se nikhare)
Happy Loadshading...=P;->
206 chars (2 sms)
Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,
Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza
Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti
Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!
171 chars (2 sms)
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always
Consider Yourself
A Beautiful
Monkey ... ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always
Consider Yourself
A Beautiful
Monkey ... ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
~ T r u t h ~
Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->
168 chars (2 sms)