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S t r a n g e
Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just
How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
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There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..
Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
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=PUre NeWz =
1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,
Q k
Wo sUit
MaLika Sharwat
Ka tha...>>!
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Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->
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New scheme of school and college holidays
Summer vacations
Eid holidays
Winter holidays
And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
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Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.
Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.
Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
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Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?
Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya
Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
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Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy
"pApPu"
Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->
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when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
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TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
Main naha rha hon
Tum naha rhe ho
Wo naha rhi hy
Ham sab naha rhe hyn
STUDENT:sir, ye
BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
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After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.
Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?
Boy
DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
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Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.
Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..
Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain...
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Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..
A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi
4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)
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Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.
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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
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If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..
I''ll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)
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