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GHALAT-SALAT"
131 chars (1 sms)
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS.
349 chars (3 sms)
KAAM KI BAATEN
-Bandooq se nikla folaad or Pait se nikli olaad wapis nahi jate.
-Khila hua gulaab or laga hua julaab humesha nahi rehte.
-Khudi hui qabar or chupi hui khabar door se dikh jati hen.
-Jawani pe charha shabaab or zor se laga peshaab ziyadah dair nahi rukta
282 chars (2 sms)
Best Punishment That U Can
Gve Him A Mobile Wid A
Set Of Girl''s Phone Numbers & Put Him
In A Palace Where There is No Network... ;o)
136 chars (1 sms)
Mehfil saji thi
msgs ka tha daur,
SmS mai kya tha
ye kisi ne na kiya Gor,
SmS mai paisey lagey thay mere Halal k,
Or sab kanjoos keh rahy they
1 aur 1 aur.
167 chars (2 sms)
Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.
Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u
Nvr sy I
Cant live wdout u
Sy I live 4 u
U''ve been trained
nw go & flirt !!
159 chars (1 sms)
Main kitna tum py marta hun,
Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.
Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,
Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.
Tum chupky sy ajati ho,
Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.
Na jany kiya smjhati ho,
Aur apny pass bulati ho.
Yeh soch zra,
Ae mairi jaan!
Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,
Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.
Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.
Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,
Ae NEEND..!
Mujhy kuch krny Dy.
460 chars (3 sms)
Aap ki valantian partner bhej rahi hon. ok
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Ab thanx boll kar rulana mat;-)
143 chars (1 sms)
"LOVE"
In France is a Comedy,
In England a Trgedy
In Italy
a Wonder,
In Germany
a Drama,
But
In Pakistan
National game
Hai sub khelo...
145 chars (1 sms)
OLD LOVE storY
Starts frm
Eyes
Grows wid
Gifts
Ends wid
Tears
New Love Story
Starts Frm
Mobile
Grows wid
Balnce share
Ends wid
Sim change.
157 chars (1 sms)
Arz kia ha
sMs dosto ko itne kiye k jeet gaye sMs ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehnay, laga,
?
No sPace
No sPace
146 chars (1 sms)
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..
After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)
so enjoy unmarried life...
166 chars (2 sms)
When u win,
Evry1 takes pride in celebratng ur victory
But
When u lose only true frnds hold ur hand,
Sit by ur side
&
say
Tu sanu hmesha zalil e keeta.
164 chars (2 sms)
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine
Happy Valentine
For Others
Watch Aalim Online ;->
122 chars (1 sms)
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
171 chars (2 sms)