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parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...
Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...
(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
127 chars (1 sms)
Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"
Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"
Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
336 chars (3 sms)
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...
Because ,
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->
[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
172 chars (2 sms)
An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->
158 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
173 chars (2 sms)
Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???
Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!
O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->
188 chars (2 sms)
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?
A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Arz Kia Hai...
Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well
.
.
.
Waah Waah
.
.
.
Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well
.
.
.
Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->
194 chars (2 sms)
Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?
Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"
Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab
Aagey Se Nahi
Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
148 chars (1 sms)
Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!
Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.
Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
196 chars (2 sms)
Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->
(Asif Zardari )
114 chars (1 sms)
Aao!
Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>
K
Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>
Hm Wafa krenge>
Hm Mohabbat krenge>
Sirf Or Sirf Apne
"Ap"se... =P ;->
176 chars (2 sms)