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Hapy BAPU day.
Boly to QUAID DAY.
Kia mast insan tha.
Akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de.
We shud b proud of our quaid "BAPU"
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Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK SMS Parhne Walo
Agar Aj Valentines Day ya Frindship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo
jaldi se utho aur sabko wish
karo
HappY QaiD DaY
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Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi thi tumharay hissay ki khalo tum nay to pocha nahi.
par hamain akelay khanay ki adat nahi.
khalo kia yad karogey
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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha,
kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
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Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..
Ye line poori karo.
Student:Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo
light band kar k kapre badalte hen... ;->
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Human Tastes Change As
They Become Mature
Little Girls Lyk Dolls & Little
Boys Lyk Balls
HowEver, When They Grow
Up
Girls Lyk Balls & Boys Lyk Dolls... ;->
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Apnay 2007 k Gunah Mitany
k liye 101 bar is Mantar ko parho..
"East Or West"
"hAmY Is The Best"
Ab Edit Ker K Apna Naam
Likh K Eik or Gunah Mat Karna ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
unki Zaat bata raha tha,
Sher-RAJPUT
Cheeta-JUTT
Hathi-BUTT
Ghora-MALIK
Gadha-PATHAN
Gadha chilla k bola"
Bhai me ghada he thek hon:-)
167 chars (2 sms)
Gurlfrnd 2 boyfrnd in fana style.
TERI SALARY KO MERI PURSE MAIN PANAH MIL JAEMERE ISHQ MAIN TERI DAULAT FANA HOJAE.
SUBHANALLAH
135 chars (1 sms)
What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones...?
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Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay...! :->
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Gold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day .. I''m So Much Woried About U ..
Be Careful Sumone may Kidnap u B''coz ur My Most Precious Friend With a 24 carat GOLDEN HEART :)
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www . Muft Mashwara . com
Agar Aap Chahte Hain K Aap k ghar Saaf Rahay , Aap K Ghar KHUDA k Farishtay Aye , Aap K Ghar Brkat Ho , To Aap Apne Ghar Se Bahir Raha Karain . :)
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Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida Huye to Saas Ne Kaha :
Mubarik Hoo Bhala Batao ...Hamari Duniya k Halat Daikh kar BAchay Bhi Duniya Mai Akele Ane Se Dartay Hain
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DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN WaS SlEePiNg iN FrOnT Of hIs hOuSe. A PoLiCe mAn sAw hIm aN ToLd hIm tO CuM PoLiCe sTaTiOn wD HiM.He rEqUeTeD HiM To aLlOw hIm tO PuT BaCk hIs bEd iN HiS HoUsE.ThE PoLiCeMaN AgReEd.tHe mAn wEnT InTo tHe hOuSe aN LoCkEd tHe dOoR.ThE PoLiCeMaN ShOuTeD"CoMe oUtSiDe".
hE RePlIeD:"y cOuLd i cOmE OuTsIdE, aS It iS KeRfUe oUtSiDe" :d
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Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".
Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
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