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1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar phenkay jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k
shoukin.
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Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
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Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
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:#: A friend
ll is like
( o ) a
( ? ) Guitaar
So
So
So
So
So
uski.
BAJATAY RAHO..;-)
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Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
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If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-Azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA SADI FARMAYSH TE
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Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
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BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he
MAN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 ki he
B:Saab sath me girl frnd b he
M:bhikari hokar b GF banali
B:Nai saab GF ne bhikari banadiya
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An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !
How. . . ? ? ?
The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
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Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"
Wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"
Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->
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What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?
"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->
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Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, Sorrow, Pain . . .
When U Fall Down. . .
JusT Stand Up Straight . . . Be Confident . . .
And Say . . . . .
"OYE YE DHAKKA KIS NE DIA" . . . ;->
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I know
U Are
So So So
BuSy
But
For
3 seconds Think Of Me
1
2
3
Feeling Sweet Na . . .
Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->
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BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya
GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .
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