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Arz kiya hai......
Aap ki dosti humare dil mein yun bas gayi....
jaise...
jaise narrow darvaze mein cow fans gayi....wah wah!!!!
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close ur eyes...
think abt ur self
ur face,
ur style,
ur nature,
ur looks,
now open ur eyes..
u hv jus spent half a minute watching a
horror movie!!!
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JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO USKO KYA BOLTE HAIN???
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"Koena Mitra" (koi-na-mitra)
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Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?
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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )
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1 Gang Thi.... wo logo ko mar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajati thi... dan wat was their profession .......
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Marketing (MAR-KE-TING)
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Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....
lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....
woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...
agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??
arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....
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Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...
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dimag hai?? socho socho.......
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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha
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mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
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Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....
jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)
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Hanso
Cheeko
Chillao
Uchlo Koodo
Seetiyan Maaro
Abu Ko Bataoo
Ami Ko Bataoo
Elaan Karwao
Bhangra Paao
Khush Ho Jao
K Tum Jiase Logo’n Ko Bhi Mere Sms Aate Hain. . .
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What Is B.E. . . .
8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get,
The Degree finally we get is BE
That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->
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Girls are like phones. . . .
We love to be held. . .
Talked too. . .
But
if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected. . . ;-
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YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.
TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.
TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.
BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.
SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !
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Masroofiat ?
Kanjoosi ?
Ghurbat ?
La-Parwahi ?
Narazgi ?
Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?
Mobile Ki Kharabi ?
Alfaz Ki Qillat ?
Nakhre ?
Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .
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U are CORROLA Of My Life . . .
CULTUS Of My Dreams . . .
CITY Of My Eyez . . .
SANTRO Of My Thought . . .
CIVIC Of My Job . . .
MERCEDEZ Of My Love . . .
In Short
"U are Traffic Jam Of My Hert" . . . :->
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