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Jis Trha Tu Hotel Me Bartan Manjhta Hy
Puri Puri Raat Sirf MisCall Marta Hy
Jb Tera Balance Khatm Hojata Hy
Suna Hy Balance K lye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hy ;->
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Let us b Generous like dis:
4 Ants r moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comin towrds them.
1st Ant says:V should KILL him.
2nd Ant says: No,Lets break his LEG alone.
3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw him away from our path.
4th Ant says: No, V''ll LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR ;->
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Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?
Student:A Holiday... ;->
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Hamari Dosti Aisi Ho
K Tum
Har Raah
Har Nagar
Har Safar Me Milo
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Agar Me Mar Bhi Jaaon To...
Agley Hi Din Barabar Wali Qabar Me
Milo... ;->
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Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
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Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->
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Catch Her By Her Waist. . .
Bring Her Home. . .
Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .
Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .
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Have A Nice. . .
Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->
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Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But
Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .
Why. . . ?
Because
Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->
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Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .
Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker
Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->
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TEACHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"
STUDENT : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L . . .
TEACHER : No, That''s Wrong. . . !!!
STUDENT : Maybe It''s Wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->
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Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...
Tere Pass Kia Hai...?
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Mere Pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....
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Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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tu plz''DELETE'' kar do
kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
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aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon
thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon
thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon
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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
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