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The Best And Fastest Way To Become Millionaire
Is . . . .
To Become A Billionire And
Then Lose Money . . . ;-
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Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “
Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”
Son: “I Clea It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.
But
Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.
THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-
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Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
A man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-
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Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
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Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “
Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”
Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
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Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
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Headlines of 2025
HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:
1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->
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Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..
Mom: Kyu mara..?
Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..
Mom: Kyu kaha..?
Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
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If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?
Who Cares?? ..... ;->
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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
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