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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
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Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
162 chars (2 sms)
It''s The Thing That
Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul ....... !
Do It On Bed, On A Sofa
In The Bathroom Or
Any Where
It''s PRAYER
God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..... ;->
216 chars (2 sms)
Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga
Tou Libaas Apna Phaar Dia
Garebaan Apna Chaak Kia
Aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya
Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq
Sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere.......... ;->
188 chars (2 sms)
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???
189 chars (2 sms)
Pesh hai... For the first time
In your Mobile
Nahati hui Larki.
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Aaj thhand hai, Kal nahaegi!
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Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.
Bura maan Liya
Okay.
Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool
Lo thora aur bura maan lo!
179 chars (2 sms)
Qualities That A Friend Must Have
Cute As Elephant
Smart As Sarda
Active As Turtle
Fit As Hippo
&
Mature As Monkey
No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->
177 chars (2 sms)
Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???
2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
212 chars (2 sms)
Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD
A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS
A Passionate Kiss On LIPS
A Romantic Kiss On NECK
But
Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On
Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->
225 chars (2 sms)
Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"
Behre k Haath Me "Radio"
Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"
Aur Aap K Haath Main Mobile
Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....
150 chars (1 sms)
So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
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aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye
161 chars (2 sms)
KamEEnAy
BeghAirAt
KutTAy
BehAyA
ZalIl
mAnhOOs
jAhIl
GadhAy
MaIn FuZool mAin yeh Sab tUmhAre bAraY mAin SoChtA rehTa Hoon..
MeRe yEh SochnE Se pEhlE hE SmS kArdiyA kArO =P *
201 chars (2 sms)
Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes&
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it''s gr8!
Are u twins?
158 chars (1 sms)