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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
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After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
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A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!
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Top 3 Universities Rule :
1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent
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Benazir Aye Gi...!
Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!
Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!
Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!
Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!
Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
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Benazir Aye Gi...!
Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!
Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!
Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!
Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!
Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
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What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?
A: Milk Shake
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Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.
God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy says, thanks for the warning!
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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
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Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Zabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”
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Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???
bcoz
In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
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At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na
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Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
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Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?
Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|
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