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Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms
Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak
Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf
Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply
Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.
Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->
421 chars (3 sms)
Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks..
To b as rich as his child believes..
To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.
LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->
229 chars (2 sms)
Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r Sad
Ven U Smile
Reason Is U r Happy
But Ven Start Laughing While Crying
No Need 2 Tell D Reason
Sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->
194 chars (2 sms)
You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .
Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .
Divide your life into 10-minute units
&
sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->
254 chars (2 sms)
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
176 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???
Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->
200 chars (2 sms)
Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?
Doc 4baar aisa hua.. sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai.. ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To Study Well. . .
But
A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands Outside The
Examination Room & Shouts
"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->
195 chars (2 sms)
A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!
165 chars (2 sms)
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai
Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno
"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai
Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno
"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .
Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .
Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .
1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo
1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->
228 chars (2 sms)