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Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.
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Love Is Like A Bed Of Roses,
There Are Many Thorns.
The Path To True Happiness
Lies In Learning To Avoid The Thorns,
While Enjoying The Roses.
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Pakistan's next match is on 14th march against Zimbabwe.
Player Profile: ELTON CHIGUMBURA
BORN 14 MARCH 1986
PLAYING ROLE: ALLROUNDER...
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Lo bhai....ye match bhi gaya Qk usko bhi to Birthday Gift dena hai na?
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Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,
Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?
Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "
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Q har baar tujhse mohabat jataon mein,
Behtar hai ab k tujhe bhool jaon mein,
Waakif tere salook se sara jahan hai,
Phir Q zindagi ko aur tamasha banaon mein,
Nafrat k ek baar wo izhaar to kare,
Unko tamam umar jo soorat dikhaon mein,
Hasrat bhari nigah ka koi sabab to hai,
Tu haal-e-dil to puch kahin marr na jaon mein,
Mere gham ka ilaaj jab tu bhi na kar saka,
Phir Q na is jahaan se pecha churaon mein.
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is barish ko dekh kr tumhari yad aa rahi hai
tum pas hote to wiper hi phirwa lete:-))
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When I have you i Have Everything..:)
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Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.
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Na jane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho "DOST",
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Khuwaab mein bhi milte ho to Gobi jesa Moo bana lete ho.
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A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.
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Na jaane Q khuwaab bikhar jaaty hein dheere dheere,
Saare log bichar jaaty hain dheere dheere,
Zabt karo to behtar hai,
Warna aansoo zor pakr jaaty hain dheere dheere,
Sab irada kar k sath chalte hain,
Phir raasty badal jaty hain dheere dheere,
Jitne paas hum kisi k hoty hain,
Utne faasly barh jaaty hain dheere dheere.
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Life is 3"EEE"
Yesterday is a Experiance,
Today is Experiment,
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Tomorrow is Expectation.
So use your Experiance in your Experiments to achieve your Expactations.
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Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
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Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But our teachers don't understand.
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Chup ho kis wajah se humein maloom nahin magar,
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Dil doob sa jata hai jab tum yaad nahi karte agar.
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