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''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''
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''Wat happens when a lion roars????
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TOM and JERRY starts !!''
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''Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...''
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''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''
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''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
145 chars (1 sms)
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
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''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
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''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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''What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''
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''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
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''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''
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''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
159 chars (1 sms)
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
159 chars (1 sms)
''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
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''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
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