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Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->
219 chars (2 sms)
Man 2 Pathan : Khan Jee Kal Maine Aap Ko Phone Kia Par Aapne Uthaya Nahi
Pathan: Kyun Uthata Ye Jo Maine 3 Puraye De K Gana Lagwaya Hai
Wo Tera Baap Sune Ga . . . . ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
Aaj Se 100 Saal Pehle
Shaam K Waqt
1 Gaon Main
Theek 7 Baje
1 Gali Main
Kuch Bhi Nahi Hua Tha
Chalo Apna Kaam Karo Bohat Shauq Hy Msg Parhne Ka ;->
200 chars (2 sms)
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->
134 chars (1 sms)
ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein
name
malika sherawat... ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .
Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol
Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol
Aur
Mobile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->
199 chars (2 sms)
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.
Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
116 chars (1 sms)
Height Of Inspiration
College Ka 1 Student College K Toilet Mai Gya
Jab Ander Ja K Wo Cummood Pe Betha To Samnay Likha Tha
Itna Zor Taleem Per Dete To Exam Mai A+ Grade Laitay
189 chars (2 sms)
Height of embarrasment
Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p
155 chars (1 sms)
8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...
Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam
Jeo Musharaf
125 chars (1 sms)
8 Saal Pehle
Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki
Aur
Aaj Roti 5rs Ki Hai Aur Call 2 Rs Ki
Kon Kehta Hy Mehngai Hui Hai
GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
gi,
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Aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.
"GEO MUSHARAF"
218 chars (2 sms)
Dil ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mer JaoGe Aise Roz lga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou Hashmi Churan Khate Kyun Nahi :p
158 chars (1 sms)
Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Main
''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Gugloo''''
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Ranjha Heer Se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-
156 chars (1 sms)
Kya Aankhen hain kya
zulf hai khy chehra tum
ne paya hai,
Aisa lagta hai jasy
Peepal k per se bhoot
utar k aya hai,
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Bura laga?
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To vapis char jao.;->
177 chars (2 sms)