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A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
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Kanjusi ka matlab kya?
Na call, na sms mila?
Parh parh msg hasda ja?
Saadi ker na koi parwah?
Mera balance muka?
Te apne set nu taala la
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ooiy yaroo
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.mery dil ki taroo
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.mery pearoo
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mery tabiedaroo
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.husan k parwanoo.
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ary oo dewanoo
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.mujhy kabi to jano
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jo be mily bacha osy kis karo
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.kia yaar kabi to mujhy mis karoo
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flert ko tum end karo
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mujhy kuch achay sy funy sms send karoo
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ARZ KIYA HAI...
Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki
Na zarurat rakho falto yaaron ki
Bas ek dost maango mere jaisa
Jo waat laga de saaron ki...
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Urgent msg to all..
if anyone want to donate their eyes..
plz contact.
Umpire Steve Buckner “He want to continue tour to Australia“
“Netra daan maha daan“
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Chan Chandni rat meharma,
tim timande taare..
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msg koi nai bhejda
LAGDA SO GAYE SAARE.....
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Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete haiN...
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yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
yeah teri nazar ka kaso0or hain k sharab peena sikha diya.......
yeah ju halka halka suro0or hain .....
tere pyar ne Teri cha ne,.....
teri bheki bheki nighaa ne........mujhe 1 sharabi bana diya....
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Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...
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Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main
Zindagi main Udasi Chha gayi
Socha tha Chhor Denge is raah ko
Kambakht Phir Ek New number se Misscall agayi... !!
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Meherbaan Qadardaan
Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan
Ye Bandar
Ab Sms Parhe Ga
Aur
Muskurayega
Aur Sms Frwrd
Ker K Apni Hushyari Dikhaye Ga
Taaliyan . . . ;->
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EK Pathan Ofice K 25th Flor Pe Tha
Ek Aadmi Bola : “Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai. . . “
Ye Sunte Hii Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di
Girte Huey 15th FLor Pe Usay Yaad Aaya Us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hy
10th Flor Pe Yaad Aaya K Uski SHaadi Nahi Hui
Aur 1st Floor Pe Yaad Aaya K Us Ka Naam DOlat Khaan Nahi Hai . . . ;->
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Why are women such bad drivers?
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Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathroom. . . :p
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I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->
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Election Fever. . .
1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-Shahadat”
Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->
188 chars (2 sms)