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''Ladies were fighting for the seat in bus,
Both were claiming that she came first, one old man was watching this all.
At last he said: Beta kyun lar rahe ho ?
Is ka hal mein tum ko batata hon Tum mein se jo bhi umar mein bari hai wo baith jaye,
266 chars (2 sms)
''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
Police Aa Gayi....
To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI
POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???
CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....
POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''
253 chars (2 sms)
''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
LIBRA SUNAAR''
336 chars (3 sms)
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH
AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''
144 chars (1 sms)
''Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana,
Na Sms Karana, Baat Bhi Mat Karana,
Milane Ki Koshish To Bhul Se Bhi Mat Karana,
Kyonki Doctor Ne Mujhe
Mithi Cheejo Se Dur Rahane Ko Kaha Hai''
189 chars (2 sms)
''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:Lekin Usay to Gana hi nhi ata tha
HSbnd:Te tenu kera anda Ae.''
153 chars (1 sms)
''Shohr apni biwi se,"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfain jaan-e-tamana KHUDA QASAM Agli bar "Khaane" main baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga.....''
150 chars (1 sms)
''1 mandir tha jis main buri niyat waalay log ghaeb ho jaatay thay.....Imran Hashmi gya,,,,,, ***Imran*** gaeb. Salman Khan gya,,,,,, ***Salman*** gaeb.
Nargis gae,,,,,,,,,,, ***Bhagwaan***gaeb.........''
205 chars (2 sms)
''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''
156 chars (1 sms)
''T20 Worldcup me harne k baad
SAEED AJMAL ki ami ne us se kaha:"Beta bazar se dahi la do"
AJMAL ne socha bahir niklun ga to log maren gy es liye burqa pehen k nikla.
Bazar mai aik orat ne us se pucha.
"Tum SAEED AJMAL ho na?"
Us ne ghabra k kaha
Nhi to.
Us orat ne kaha:"daro mat, mai SHAHID AFRIDI hon.''
315 chars (2 sms)
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,
Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''
161 chars (2 sms)
''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''
105 chars (1 sms)
''ye zindgi hai ek kamal
bina pese ke nahi koi haal
tum bhi kangal
hum bhi kangal
to phir aao khhelte hn
MISS CALL MISS CALL''
143 chars (1 sms)
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE
SO AVOID GIRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''
136 chars (1 sms)
''AB TO BIJLI BHI DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai
"Mohsin"
.
1 Ghanta Sobha
1 Ghanta Shaam
or
1 Ghanta Raat.....:d
- Mohsin Skywalker -''
176 chars (2 sms)