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Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............
Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........
"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...
Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
184 chars (2 sms)
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............
Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........
"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...
Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
184 chars (2 sms)
What husband calls their Wives??????
1st year Barby Doll..........
2nd year China Doll.........
3rd year Baby Doll.........
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4th year PanaDoll.............
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220 chars (2 sms)
Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.
158 chars (1 sms)
Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai,
Tujhe.... Apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja.
105 chars (1 sms)
Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.
258 chars (2 sms)
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
274 chars (2 sms)
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
274 chars (2 sms)
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife
114 chars (1 sms)
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
161 chars (2 sms)
when ur life is in darkness''pray to God and ask him to free u from darkness and if after u prayed and u r still in darkness pay ur ELECTRIC BILL
146 chars (1 sms)
maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata ittamuta dhittamutta.
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This is da African way 2 say "fursat millay tu sms kerna"
159 chars (1 sms)
(@) Smiling....
(!.!) Crying...
(;) Angry...
(:) Bored...
(-)Proud...
(o) Hungry...
(,) Happy..
(?) Confused...
(-.-)Sleepy Jo marzi shakal bana lo nahana to parega... Good day Dear
190 chars (2 sms)
Chaloo yah karoo shabash
Here is a car........
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And here is the key.......
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Ab jaldee se saaaf karo main ne bohut zaroori kaam se jana hai...
505 chars (4 sms)
While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
154 chars (1 sms)