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Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai....
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Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?
A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.
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Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????
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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
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A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn
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she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!
lOlz
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All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE.
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BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@
LAMBI LAMBI MONCHO W@AL@
KH@T@ H@I WO S@UNF SUP@RI
N@@M H@I IS K@ @SIF Z@RD@RI
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MiRrOr MiRrOr On tHe WalL wHo iS tHe Bad In ThE WorLd ?
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mIrRoR : “JO MESSAGE PAR RAHA HAI WO BAD IN THE WORLD“
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B@D BOY
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Kareena Ne Recently apnA ek wEb-siTe lAuncH kiyAA.... Ab wEb-siTe ka naAm baTaAo..!.
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is it www.jAbwEspL|T.com
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Is it www.OnLySaiF.com
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ek aur guesS maAro
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arRe bAbA.. DONT BE A BALTI
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lOgOn to I"BEBO".Com
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Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies
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A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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Mera pyar ho tum
Qarar ho tum
Iqrar ho tum
Etbar ho tum
Sansar ho tum
Bahar ho tum
Jis k baghair
Mera
Sar chakraata hai
Wo
Wo
Wo
NASWAR ho
Tum ;->
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Three ways to catch a tiger :
1. NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .
2. EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .
3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
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HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,
Wife: Wo kiA ???
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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
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This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:
When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
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MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:
Laash Paani Mein Tairti
Kyun Hai..??
Kyun K . . .
Doobne K Liye Zindagi
Chahiye . . . ;->
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