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AgAr " Mahima choudhry" lAdka hOti to uSka naam kya hota?????
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not getting
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its "Baaphibaap choudhry"
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If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.
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Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending tha...Izhare_muhabat by SMS kia thaa..Us ki shadi ho gai and Sms abhi tak pending tha...
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wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?
A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd
& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!
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Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion
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Ek ladka.. jiska angrezi mein haath tang tha...
usey first year mein ek ladki se pyaar ho gaya..
3 saal tak kaafi koshish karke.. I love you..
bolna seekha.. aur himmat karke.. final year mein..
ladki ko propose kiya.. said-- I Love you!!
Girl replied - I know..
ladka wahan se bhaag gaya.. doston ne poocha kya hua..
to udaas hoke bola.. mana kar diya.. kehti hai I no..
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Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665
(HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!)
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pAtA hAi kiA...
chAlO rEhnAy dO....bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi...
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1 ch0te bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se b0la:
Aap r0z baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni baji nai hai ;-)
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Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.
1. UNIT NO. 1.
2. SATHI ZAMIN PER.
3. BHAI LOG LANDON WALAY.
4. OPRETION 92.
5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO.
6. SIRF ALTAF.
7. BHAI JO BHI KAHEN.
8. LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI...
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Mian ßivi Apny ßachy k ly Robot ly Ay
Jo ß Jhot ßolta Us k Thapr Marta
§on:Abu Aj Ma ßemar Ho §chol Nai Jao Ga
çhataakh!
ßap:Tm Ny Jhot ßola?
Ma Jb Tmary Jitna Tha kbi Jhot Ni ßolta Tha
çhataakh!
Mom(kichen §y):
kia Hoa?
ßap:?e çhinto ßoht Jhot ßolta Hy
Mom:Zahir Hy Apka ßeta Hy
Chatakh!
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GALS look beautiful, not coz of make up o attitude...!
its just dat BOYZ ave good imginations!!
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Heigth of fashion
a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....
low waist diper
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Popular Dialogues After Daru session.....
1. Gaddi Mai chalaunga
2. Tu bura na manni bai
3. Mai teri dilon izzat karda veere
4. Tenu ki lagda a menu charh gay..???
5. Tu a na soch ke mai pee ke bol reha
6. Jo marzi keh la tu bhai a apna
7. Tu dass tenu ki chahida mai tenu hune leya ke dina
8. Yaar ajj fer ohdi badi yaad aayi a
9. Tu mera bhai mai tera bhai aapan dowen bhai-bhai
10. Bas ajj ton baad nahi peeni yaar......
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Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)
We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)
“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “
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