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someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
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student''s problem
kuchh badli hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yaado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai,
padhe v to kya padhe,
har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don''t cry, I''m just happy that cows can''t fly
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Once There Was A Crow,
Nashe wich betha se oh,
Usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
Ik chidi rahi c ro,
Crow ne ched diti c oh,
Chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
Crow sharminda gaya c ho,
Hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...
Moral:- Peg La Ke Kisi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo...!
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Hello G
G, G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha
G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number!
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Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,
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A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab
"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
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Teacher:Whats ur name?
Boy:Tata Indicom
Techer:What can you read?
Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me
Teacher:apki life ka kya hoga?
Boy:Spice hai to life hai
Teacher:Tum apni life mai karna kya chahte ho?
Boy:Kar lo dunia muthi me
teacher:Class se bahar chlay jao
Boy:Aisi aazadi aur kahaan?
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[Height of Reasoning]
I am nt scared of
proposin a Grl,
But I am scared abt:
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Wht would hapen If She
agrees!
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Height of bad luck-
A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n
dies because of
BIRD FLU
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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
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Aap
Achy
Imandaar
Sundur
Samjhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh wale
Ho....
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.Pata karo ye afwahen kon phela raha hai..?
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Tragedy of life:
Just about the time
when our income gets us
to a point where
food prices dont
matter anymore,
Calories start to
matter! ;-)
+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
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Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)
We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)
now what should we do....?
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