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An application:
Dear sir,
Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,
ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"
429 chars (3 sms)
A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"
He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->
210 chars (2 sms)
Very Strange . . .
Sindh , Punjab Aur Balochistan
Ka
Cheif Minister
Hota Hy
Jab K N.W.F.P
Ka
"Hoti" Hy . . . [,"]
157 chars (1 sms)
Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?
Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->
147 chars (1 sms)
Murder Of EnglisH
One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:
today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else
158 chars (1 sms)
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
147 chars (1 sms)
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
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Ullo Ki Trha Kia Dekh Rahe Ho
Sms Hii Tou Bheja Hy . . . ;->
188 chars (2 sms)
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.
Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
169 chars (2 sms)
Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!
Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s Number.
He WilL Tel U Everything.
161 chars (2 sms)
Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main Job Nahi Milti...
Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>
153 chars (1 sms)
One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!
why...??
bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
142 chars (1 sms)
What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?
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Socho socho
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U know it,
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Bolo bolo
.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)
192 chars (2 sms)
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
161 chars (2 sms)
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life...
The wives want both!
117 chars (1 sms)