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Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?
Dhuz?
no
Dhooz?
no
Thish?
Nahi bhai
Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?
166 chars (2 sms)
What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl...
9 boys came with roses.
1 boy came with
"Molvi"
134 chars (1 sms)
Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...
Lot kar
aa jao
please
main ne
yaqeen karo
"MORTIEN"
Bhuja diya
154 chars (1 sms)
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!
1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor
n the award goes 2
Altaaf Husain ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk
U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care
U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love
BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always Disturbs U ne time
N Thats me ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Quaidabad,
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Malir,
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Kalaboard,
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Airport,
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Colony gate,
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Natha khan ,
aur
aur
aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Ek choti makkhi badi ghass kee makkhi ko kaise propose maregi ?
>>>>
socho...
Aye Grass-Hopper Mujhe Pyaar To Kar
153 chars (1 sms)
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?
Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-
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269 chars (2 sms)
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
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Ek railway station se ek lash gayab ho gayi batao kaise....??????
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jaane ke liye dekiye C.I.D...har friyday night 10 P.M...!!!!!
182 chars (2 sms)
By All Means Marry
If U Get A Gud Wife
U’ll Become Happy
&
If U Get A Bad One
U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
145 chars (1 sms)
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main
Haseen Wadiyo’n Main
Dilkash Baagho’n Main
Aap Jesa
1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Here Is Some Career Advice
First, Listen To Your Heart
Then
Listen To Your Brains
Then
Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
174 chars (2 sms)