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ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:
"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"
doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??
324 chars (3 sms)
Scotland yard ki team dobara pakistan aayi hai
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Ye pata karney k liye..
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K,
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Arbab Ghulam Rahim k muun pe jo chapal mari gayi uska no. kia hai?
170 chars (2 sms)
A sleeping lion
is stronger
than
A barking dog
SO a
sleeping
student
is better
than A
barking teacher
By-
Last bench association
let them BARK WE DONT CARE!
172 chars (2 sms)
Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
161 chars (2 sms)
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
163 chars (2 sms)
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
195 chars (2 sms)
Sony tv pe aisa kaun sa serial ata tha jo pehle bulata hai phir bhagata hai?
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AA-HAT(AAHAT)!!
142 chars (1 sms)
When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it
its IGNORANCE
Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it
its LOVE.
But When nobody touchs u but u feel it
then its KHUJLI... <-;
178 chars (2 sms)
What a Wondrful Drama..
Writen by Dr Farooq Sattar
Cast:
Hero:Altaf bhai
Heroen:Altaf
Vilan:Altaf
Drama Name
"Istifa,topi ya chalaki"
Altaf, Altaf.. Bajao tali.
169 chars (2 sms)
Happy
Dhakkan
Day... ;->
Ye SMS Us Ko Karna Jo Aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka Sab Se Bada Dhakkan Hy
Maine Tou Kar Dia, Ab Aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->
153 chars (1 sms)
Yaar
Ranjha Chala Gya
Mahiwal Duub Gya
Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha
Romeo Bhi nahi
Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti
Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->
196 chars (2 sms)
Girl’s Attitude
When Boy Don’t Look @ Her
She Says : “KUTTA Dekh Nah iSakta Kia”
&
When Boy Look @ Her
She Says: “Dekh Kese KUTTO’N Ki Trha Rha Hy”
152 chars (1 sms)
Shakespare Said
Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez
148 chars (1 sms)
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?
Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?
All False
Girls Look Beautifull Because
Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .
214 chars (2 sms)
Difference Between LOVE n EXAM
In LOVE You Have Thoughts But You CAnt Express Your Thoughts
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In Exam You Don''t Have Thoughts Still You Have To Express Your Thought . . . ;->
187 chars (2 sms)