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I am missing U.
I am missing U.
I am missing U.
Don''t believe!
See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.
167 chars (2 sms)
After all I have decided to write a Sad SMS.
Just See below!
I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.
194 chars (2 sms)
Tum Bohat Hi
Sweet
Cute
Decent
Good Looking
Nice
Intelligent
Lardke Ka SmS Parh Rahe Ho...
116 chars (1 sms)
iTs sUx bUt juSt fOr fUn
Poti Ka Kya Hy Poti To Poti Hoti Hy.
Iska Konsa BESAN Ban Jana Hy. BESAN Ban
B Gya To Iske Konse PAKORE Ban Jane Hain.
PAKORE Ban B Gaye To Wo Konse KHAYE Jane Hain.
KHAA B Liye To Wo Konse HAZAM Ho Jane Hain.
HAZAM Ho B Gaye To Banni Phir Uski Poti Hai Naa.
To Poti Ka Kya Hy. Poti To Poti Hai :->
336 chars (3 sms)
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?
Husband2: Buddy,
By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
131 chars (1 sms)
Message Of The Year:
Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!
Why?
Very Simple.....
A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!
138 chars (1 sms)
Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?
Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.
Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.
Kaisey?
Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil
to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey
"Haseen O Jamil"
237 chars (2 sms)
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...
Socho...........
Socho............
A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
180 chars (2 sms)
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...
Socho...........
Socho............
A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
180 chars (2 sms)
Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?
Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha
145 chars (1 sms)
SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!
BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!
138 chars (1 sms)
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..
Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..
Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.
170 chars (2 sms)
aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
sciensdanon nay parhnay wala bandar dhoond lia hain,
kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata
waqai nahin aata
common sense hay yaar
unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.
227 chars (2 sms)
you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.
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Bas khush Anything for you.
147 chars (1 sms)
apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen
Apsey pehley kaheen
hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
134 chars (1 sms)