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agar tumhein kabhi meri zaroorat mehsoos ho, yun lagey k mein tumharey kuch kaam aa sakta hoon, to phir plz kabhi hichkichana mat, mujhsey kehna mein ussee waqt,
Na kardoon gha, kyun k aur b kaam karney ko.
224 chars (2 sms)
agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga,
1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan
2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee
3- fauj India sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee
4- Milkman dhood mein pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey
5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwab toot jayein ghey
335 chars (3 sms)
kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?
Naheen! hmmmmm
Meinein millaya hai!
Kaisay?
Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta hoon aur apney doston sey kehta hoon k yeh site open karo.
Kyun! meinein kar dikhaya na
257 chars (2 sms)
B.V Lani hai mujhay Wo Chant Kr,
Rakh Sakoon jisay Ghar mE dAnT Kr,
Shair KEH letI Ho wO aRAm sE,
J¡N ko Chupwaon mE aPNAy NaAM se.
137 chars (1 sms)
1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla
Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge
Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He
163 chars (2 sms)
Hukmraano K Hain 360 Din,
Awam K Hain 5 Din,
Aye Aye>
Hoy Hoye,
Aye Aye>
Aye Aye Jo Aye
"Budget"
Mehangai Le K Aye,
Hoy Hoye
Mehangai Le K Aye,
164 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sardar Ko Apna Gadhha Bechna Tha
Unho Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Letter Likha
"Agar Tmhen Kabhi Kisi Gadhhay Ki Zroorut Ho Tohmujhay Yaad Ker Lena !"
151 chars (1 sms)
Question:Tum Mein Aur Pepsi Mein Kaya Similarity Hai?
Ans:Both R Cool,
Sweet,
Sub Pasand Karte Hai Aur Most Imp Similarity...
Dimag Wali Jagah ''DHAKKAN'' Hai
171 chars (2 sms)
Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.
Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.
Laila!
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Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?
130 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
Pathan"Yara Hum Udas Ha Jis Say Pyar Karta Hay Uska Chumi B Nahi Lay Sakta"
Admi;Kion?
Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Boht Chubta Hay
163 chars (2 sms)
Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon Sy Buhut Parishan Hay.
No:1 Long March
No:2 Nawaz Sharif
And
So Simple
Apun K Sms Se !
146 chars (1 sms)
Kajra Re"
If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?
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"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"
156 chars (1 sms)
Just Say 3 Wordz & W¡N A Black Coat. .No Wait No Draw,
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Go Musharaf Go
4 More Detail Visit Da
"Long March"
141 chars (1 sms)
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,
JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,
MunqAtA krdi jAygi
ShukriyA
179 chars (2 sms)
Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!
Father:Wht?
Son:Kitab Kholna. .
189 chars (2 sms)