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Wat Is STATUS?
Its D Money V Spend Wich Is Not Ours,
To Buy D Things Which We Dont Need,
To Impress Ppl Whom We Dnt Know..!
Krazy But True...
154 chars (1 sms)
Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare
Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..
146 chars (1 sms)
Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.
Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him
And Became Crazy About Him.
Guess Why?
THE AXE EFFECT
148 chars (1 sms)
BEER Is Now
Cheaper
Than PETROL!
"DRINK"
Don''t DRIVE
84 chars (1 sms)
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
145 chars (1 sms)
Relation Between Men
&Women As On Now Days :-
You Can Touch Each Other
But You Cannot
Touch Each Other''s Mobiles . . !
145 chars (1 sms)
Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,
uski aankhein jheel se bhi gahri thi,
thak gaya mei apne pyar ka ijhar karte-karte,
tab pata chala yaar wo to behri thi..
159 chars (1 sms)
Lite can replace Sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in d World can replace U
Because
LOCAL ITEM
No guarnti
No replacmnt
156 chars (1 sms)
Jo Tumko ho PASAND wahi baat kahenge
Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
Socho
SOCHO naa
Kyonki PAGAL logo se BAHAS nahi karna chaiye!
178 chars (2 sms)
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?
Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.
193 chars (2 sms)
Agar pagal khaney k pagal sey jhaghrada kar k pagal khaney ka doctor paghal ho jaye to news mein khabr kaisay aaye ghee?
"ghar kee baat ghar mein hee reh ghayee"
172 chars (2 sms)
Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz
A Good Girl Gives U
Happines N
Bad Girl Give U
Experience
Both R Essential In Life
So Enjoy Every
Girlfriend!
164 chars (2 sms)
Experiencd Man Says:
"The Real Problem Doesnt
Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.
It Begins,
Whn She Turns
&
Looks Back At D Guy
152 chars (1 sms)
dil hai k manta naheen,
dil hai k manta naheen,
na manein hum nein uss sey kab mashwara mangha hai
109 chars (1 sms)
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ma: Kahan The?
Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ''Ma Ka Pyar''.
Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh...
''Baap Ki Maar''
151 chars (1 sms)