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Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A
SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
123 chars (1 sms)
Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein
Kaise Bolne Ka:Chal Hat Hawa Aane De?
Munna Bhai:Simple Yaar...
He U Move Sideways,Let The Airforce Come In
145 chars (1 sms)
Kya Aap Pachvi Pass Se Tez He?
To Batao?
Agar Ram Sita He,
To Ram Kya He?
Socho Socho
Simple.
"Darji"
Samje Pachvi Fail
167 chars (2 sms)
I know u r too much daring person and like to dare to any game.
I have a special dare 4 u.
Can you do?
if yes then the dare is!
"Bijli k Transformer par khadey ho kar nahana hai".
194 chars (2 sms)
Mein tum sey pyar karta hoon! mein tumharey baghair zinda naheen reh sakta, agar tum mujhe na millee to mein khudkushi kar loon gha, chahey kuch b ho jaye mein tum sey hee mohabat karta rahoon gha.
Shabash seekh liya.......ab rozana 10-15 sey yehi bol diya karna
268 chars (2 sms)
shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,
mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen
104 chars (1 sms)
mera naam bol kar soya karo,
apney aaamal tol kar soya karo,
aur pard jaye gha machchar kabhi na kabhi,
issi aas par apna moonh khol kar soya karo
154 chars (1 sms)
mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to
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mein Animal planet dekhta hoon,,,,
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pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein job mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.
Merey Zummein bandaron par research hai, iss liye kabhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney barrey mein kuch batao,
244 chars (2 sms)
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,
chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,
Qabr khudwai
111 chars (1 sms)
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
khat meinein terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
119 chars (1 sms)
aaj mein boht beemar hoon, jism lagta hai toot raha hai, aur hathon sey takat jaisay nikalti jaa rahee hai, kuch samjh nahee aa raha kya karoon
chal ab natak chord aur jaldi sey Sms send kar
200 chars (2 sms)
raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"
194 chars (2 sms)
aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4 maheeney 8 ghantey 41 minute tey 25 second ho ghaye nein
"aye naa samjhee k mein dooriyan da time ghinya wey mein tey oh time ghinwan deha waan jehrda "Rub da bohta karam hundiyan shuru hoya seee"
236 chars (2 sms)
kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,
Tooon meri wauti sein tey mein tera larda saan,
har passey loki hee loki san
kee dassan barda khaufnak manzar see
158 chars (1 sms)