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What r u looking for...???
Flowers..?
Have some sense yaar..Yeh mobile hai Gamla Nahin:..
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I am the Best I Can Prove It .
I Can see The Tea In Tea Cup Can u see The World In World Cup?
I Can Send My Address 2 ur Mobile Can u Send ur Mobile 2 my Address?
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Aik raat ko 3 baje mera phone baja
''Jee yehan SAIMA MEHFOOZ hai?
Meinay kaha
''Pagal k putar, iss waqt agar Saima meray pas hoti to kya woh Mehføøz hoti''?
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1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
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Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
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Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
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A story that can b read by Angels only…
NOTHING C,
I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils
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Aap ki payar karne ki umar guzar chuki hai
Plz try www.tuba.com
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You are so smart
You are so beautiful,
You are so brilliant,
You are so lovely,
You are so cute,
Gee nahi gee:-
Jo kehta hae wohi hota hae.
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A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground...Same way U r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital...
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Girl''s father: Mein nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindagi 1 gadhey k saath guzarey...Boyfriend: Bas,esi liye mein ussey yahan se le janey ayia hon...;-)
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Larkion Ki Adaein Aaj Tak Samaj Nai Ayi . . . .
" Kuch Kehdo Tu Muo Phula Leti Hain Aur Kuch Kardo Tu Peait Phula Leti Hain . . . . "
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ALLAH Hi ALLAH
Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itna sasta Msg
Hai...
Kabhi Kabhi To
Kiya kro...
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Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)
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Five Reasons Why We R Friends
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Thapper Maron Kya??
Our Friendship is unconditional.
Reason dhoondho geShame on u..
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