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Qus) What Did YogurT Say To The Milk..??
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Ans) WaTs uP "DuDh".... ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!
No !!not an Urdu song,
English music !! No ways..
It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
209 chars (2 sms)
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
130 chars (1 sms)
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->
192 chars (2 sms)
Catch Her By Her Waist. . .
Bring Her Home. . .
Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .
Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .
&
Have A Nice. . .
Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->
208 chars (2 sms)
Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But
Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .
Why. . . ?
Because
Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->
209 chars (2 sms)
Full Form Of SMS
S = Sala
M= Muft Da
S = Syapa. . .
Je na Karo Te Kanjus Je Karo Te Vela. . . ;->
117 chars (1 sms)
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?
Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->
146 chars (1 sms)
Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .
Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker
Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->
188 chars (2 sms)
TEACHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"
STUDENT : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L . . .
TEACHER : No, That''s Wrong. . . !!!
STUDENT : Maybe It''s Wrong, But You Asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->
192 chars (2 sms)
Height Of Smartness. . . . .
Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .
Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?
143 chars (1 sms)
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Guess Karo
Ez Hai
Nahi Pata
It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...
Tere Pass Kia Hai...?
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Mere Pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....
205 chars (2 sms)
Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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tu plz''DELETE'' kar do
kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...
131 chars (1 sms)
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
164 chars (2 sms)