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Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye
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tum UNMARRIED ho
149 chars (1 sms)
Hey !
Do u want a new ring tone?
wait 5,,,secs..
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L./L./
Nice Tone ?? "Ha Ha Ha Ha"
161 chars (2 sms)
A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.
302 chars (2 sms)
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
169 chars (2 sms)
What if Acountants start making Movies....
1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,
2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,
3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,
4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,
5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,
6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,
7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,
8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,
9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,
10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
392 chars (3 sms)
Q: Mohabbat Ho Jati Hai Ya Kerni Parti Hai........?
Ans: Agar Khoobsurat Ho to Ho Jati Hai
AUr Agar Ameer Ho To Kerni Parti Hai
132 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi
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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)
187 chars (2 sms)
Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...
170 chars (2 sms)
A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape
Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?
Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)
161 chars (2 sms)
Newton Suiside After Watching Pakistaani Movie
U Know Y............?
Shaan Had Empty Revolver
Villen Fired At Shaan
He CatcHes All The Bullets
Put It In His Revolver N Shot The Villen
193 chars (2 sms)
Bari Mushkil Se
Hum Aap K Liye
Aasmaan Se Taare Torne Gaye
But
Wahan Ja Ker Yaad Aaya
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Shopping Bag
to
Ghar Bhool Gaye
144 chars (1 sms)
Jab Se Tum ko Dekha Hai
Mera Raat ko
Din Ko
Subha Ko Shaam ko
Khaate Waqt
peete Waqt
Sote Waqt
Jaagte Waqt
Huns Huns k Bura Haal Ho Gaya Hai............:P
185 chars (2 sms)
Eik pagal American se : Tum Japani ho na ?
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : tum japani ho..!
American : nahi mai american hon..
Pagal : nahi tum japani ho..
American : han han mai japani hon..!
Pagal : lagte tu AMERICAN ho..
241 chars (2 sms)
PathaN to Nurse: agar larka ho to kehna papo pass hogya..
agr larki ho to kehna papo fail hogya..
Laikin Nurse ne bahar aa ker kaha k ..
PAPO ki compart ayi hai
170 chars (2 sms)
Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...
256 chars (2 sms)