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LOVE IS LIKE A CALL, IF U DONT RECIEVE, IT WILL BE MISSED.
BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A SMS UNTILL U OPEN IT WAITS.
116 chars (1 sms)
SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA
SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
154 chars (1 sms)
next generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUCH SCREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA
324 chars (3 sms)
newspaper mein istihar aya "hmare pass aisi product hy, jisko pehn kr aap puri dunia ko dekh skte hain, mgr apko koi nai dekh skta rs.10,000+free home delivry 1 larki na istihar parhte hi 10,000 bheje kuch dino baad tcs 1 packet le h aya larki ne jaldi sa khola to andr se 1 "burqa" nikla wo b topi wala
309 chars (2 sms)
?,:*""*:, I ,:*""*:,
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__)(__ You __)(__
Ye Shajar Mohabbaton
Chahaton Aur..
Duaaon
Se Bhare Huye Hain
Sirf
AAP K LIYE
Good Morning.
156 chars (1 sms)
Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!
Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,
...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:
164 chars (2 sms)
Zyada GUSSA konsi age main ata hai?
1= Bachpan
2= Jawani
3= Burhappa
69 chars (1 sms)
Jesay us ke ammal pechay hata dein usay uskey hasbo nasb agey neihn barha sakte.
80 chars (1 sms)
tumara farz hy k jo janty ho wo kaho ore jo nahi janty us sy baaz raho
71 chars (1 sms)
pareshani khamosh hony sy kam,sabar karny sy khatam ore shukar karny sy khushi mein badal jati hy
97 chars (1 sms)
agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....
q k main tow acha hu
137 chars (1 sms)
1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aai????
theepay dy moo waleya
164 chars (2 sms)
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
169 chars (2 sms)
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
141 chars (1 sms)
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
161 chars (2 sms)