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1:Allha is ko dost rkhta ha jo dosro pa raham krta ha.
2:Allha is shakhs ki namza kabol ni krta jo hram ma khata ha.
3:Allha ki tamam namto ki na-shukri na kro.
Arshad'a bri Tala
179 chars (2 sms)
Kisi ko Uski " ZAAT "
Aur Puranay Libas ki wajeh se
" Haqeer " mt Samjhna,
" Q K "
" Tjhay Denay Wala " Aur " Ussay Denay Wala"
" Aik he ha " .
147 chars (1 sms)
'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
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2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..
148 chars (1 sms)
'Katrina:
Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,
Salman:
Ami Abu?
Ktrina:G
Salman:
Khana pina
Katrina:G
Salman:
Friends?
Katrina:G
Salman:
"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os"
ko B?
Katrina:
Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!
Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.
Bhaiya G smile'
288 chars (2 sms)
Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:
"Abay chal teri to"
"Us ki to mein"
"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"
"Chal nikal"
"Koot dy salay ko"
"Or Party"
"Dimagh ki dahi"
"Ye cheez dada"
"Bachi dekh"
"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"
"Hat gai na"
"Abe dhkkan"
"Ptli Gali pakar"
"Lash yaar"
"Chal phhoot le"
"Latak mat"
"Teri wali ja rhi hai"
Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
444 chars (3 sms)
classic example for students of different age
groups :-
1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
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4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..
6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...
10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....
12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...
Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??
431 chars (3 sms)
TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr
Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha!
TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam
Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha!
Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN
Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai!
Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger
TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai
Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan
Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai!
Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna!
Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai
TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah!
Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai
417 chars (3 sms)
Best Message for Youth:
"Jo eman tujy masjid tak nahi le ja sakta wo tuje jannat tak kaise le jayega?"
103 chars (1 sms)
Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?
Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.
Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?
Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
164 chars (2 sms)
Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:
Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)
135 chars (1 sms)
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Sardar: Q?
Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main
Jaag Raha Hun.
140 chars (1 sms)
?"HURT me with TRUTH...BUT....Never satisfy Me with a LiE"............
70 chars (1 sms)
When ALLAH gives us ‘NO’ for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much great...er ‘YES’ behind it. His ‘NO’ is not a ‘REJECTION’, But a ‘REDIRECTION’ ?
153 chars (1 sms)
Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.
Police:Kon hai wo ?
Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.
157 chars (1 sms)
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45:-
158 chars (1 sms)