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Raat
Me
Prhna
Oh
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Abhi
Nhi
Ary
Phr
Parh
Rhe
Ho
Ye
Cheating
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Chalo
Agar
itni
Hi
Jaldi
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Parh
Lo
I''m
da BEST... ;->
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A paindo man was died..
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GOD say him!
Main teno janat dey saaa..
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Paindo bola,
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Na jee Na
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Main Te HONDA He Lay Saaa... ;->
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Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Then Recharge my Mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It''s True...!!
Jaldi karna!!!
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A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
207 chars (2 sms)
HEIGHT OF COURAGE:
A Senior student during ragging says:
"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."
Junior: "Ok fine sir,
but i''m going to marry ur sister!"
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Question : What is the full-form of Maths?
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Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.................. ;->
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Definition of "WIFE"..............
"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
Suno
Aaj
Aftar Me
Khajoor Bhi Thay
Samose Bhi Thay
Chanay Bhi Thay
Kele Bhi Thay
Saib Bhi Thay
Angoor Bhi Thay
Sharbat Bhi Tha
Bas Ek Teri Kami Thi
Pakoray.....
222 chars (2 sms)
Na Barish
Na Toofan
Na Bomb Blast
Na Strike
Na Jalse Juloos
Na Muzahiray
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Pata Nahi Karachi Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai..... ;->
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May God give u
Tata ka status
Vajpayee ka dhiraj
Laaden ki himmat
Bill Gates ki income
Bush ki taqat
baaki...
Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.
158 chars (1 sms)
God has Four gifts for u:
A Key for every Problem,
a Light for every Shadow,
a Plan for every Tomorrow
& a Joy for every Sorrow.
Enjoy GOD''s gift.
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A Solid Reason for having two girlfriend at one time:
Monopoly is alwayz Damaging
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Competition improves services and
Increses Performance!
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Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo
Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo
Yeh Baat Sun Kar Hamari Roh Kamnp Gai
Tum Bartan Dhonay Wale Saboon Se Nahatay Ho
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1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"
6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"
15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"
22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"
51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
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"An ErOtIc TrUtH"
In OuR
LyF
ThInGs ArE To UsE....
&
PeOpLe ArE To LoVe
BuT MoSt Of Us
OfTeN
UsE ThE PeOpLe
&
LoVe ThE ThInGs......
172 chars (2 sms)